Dashiell Bennett

Dashiell Bennett

I've worked really hard to this year to always finish my first seltzer before opening a second one and it's starting to pay off

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EAT EM UP!

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First of all Aurelio Lopez is Señor Smoke how dare you

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"Actually, my middle name is Three" "Oh, because you were the third child?" "... No."

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Torkbomb incoming, I think

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I still don't understand how these cars are allowed to be on the road

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Looks Michigan State's special teams .... are not-that-special

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Do they like... physically shrink the Rose Bowl after Jan. 1, because this game can't be happening in the same place everyone is always gushing about

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Sure why not, Aidan Chiles!

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Review: Better than the last one

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Sam Cchlittler. wait....

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I'm being told that tonight's game has been canceled and neither the Yankees nor the Red Sox will be allowed to advance in the playoffs? Not an easy decision for Rob Manfred, but doing the right thing rarely is

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The entire catalog of human knowledge at their disposal and the best they could come up with was "Tilly Norwood"??

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There should be a way for me to watch local TV stations without being subjected to New Jersey political ads. These people are simply none of my business

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lol

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Someone call the chiropractor because the Detroit Tigers are SO BACK

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i'm sorry what is this?

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THAT'S A DINGLER DINGER!

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maybe the saddest paragraph I've ever read www.espn.com/college-spor...

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Duffman says a lot of things

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Highway robbery against the Tigers there

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[Bane voice]: You think a funding delay is your ally? These tunnels were born in red tape and cost overruns!

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My birthday is in October and today is Oct. 1 so it's basically my birthday right now

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Imagine watching A Few Good Men and deciding you want to grow up to be Lt. Kendrick

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lol Harvard Trade School

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the only visible "badge" any of these people are displaying appears to be ironed on to this guy's t-shirt

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I, for one, have never doubted Will Vest in the 9th inning.

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Any chance the forecast in Cleveland calls for four straight days of torrential downpours or at least until Tarik Skubal is ready for Game 2?

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they really thought that three star generals and admirals would jump up and start whooping and fist pumping like an Arsenio audience, didn't they

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Why exactly do the Broncos need a new stadium??

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Nicole, if you just need to talk....

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"suspension" didn't even last a week

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People know they're not supposed to eat the sticks.... right?

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It's weird that an active professional athlete is a spokesperson for betting on sports, right?

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Jaxson Dart: True New Yorker

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Hmm. Interesting choice by Raymond to not return that one for a touchdown

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Goff and Williams are going to connect on the deep ball if takes all afternoon

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Rats stay undefeated

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The second team to score should always go for two! Your offense has to stay out there, score another TD, and then go for two anyway. Just do it now!

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Why even have a targeting rule if that doesn't qualify.

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It's funny how every football player in America now insists on pulling their pants up three inches above the knee, but then puts on over-the-calf socks and like eight compression sleeves

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Penn State's kicker is HUGE

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Tigers-Mets World Series still in play

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Iowa:

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Just now learned that TypePad is shutting down in 3 days and deleting all the blogs that ever used it! It's a tragedy how much internet history we've already lost and will continue to lose arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...

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Illinooooooooooooo

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Somehow the Tigers are still in first place

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How you gonna put one of the most important games of the year on Apple+ (and block from MLB TV)??

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"We can still reach a compromise if you stop asking for things and give us what we want"

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It took me several seconds to figure out which one is the fan and which one is the professional baseball player who hit 60 home runs this year

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just wait until he finds out about the ones in Mexico and Canada

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Nobel Prize when?

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Can't he just add them to the group chat?

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Remember when the Tigers were in first place?

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Tigers announcers getting real philosophical about blowing a 15-game lead rn

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Speed-limiting for e-bikes actually makes things *less* safe for everyone. On most NYC streets bikers have to ride with traffic and you can't keep pace with cars at 15mph

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Who is the athlete on your favorite team's rival that for reasons you can't even really explain you simply cannot stand and why is it Steven Kwan?

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What if the Tigers didn't blow a 15-game lead and miss the playoffs, as a treat?

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Best part is that after 19 years in New York City there's finally a Lions bar where I can watch the games with my people

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What was the DraftKings number on 7 Lamar Jackson sacks?

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That's why you go for it over and over and over. So when your really need it, there's no doubt

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FORWARD DOWN THE FIELD

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Luv 2 take 11 minutes off the clock on a TD drive

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Paul Revere's. (Which was very importantly NOT within East Lansing city limits [because that was a dry town when it opened])

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Environmentalists: "Please give us high-speed rail our country is dying..." The Big Guy: "Stop attacking the trains!"

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losing track of who owns what and whom these days

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My new thing when I need to shut my brain off and relax is videos of people assembling watches on YouTube. Very calming! And I don't even wear a watch!

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