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the diaper pokemon

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Yoda Latino

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my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .

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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

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please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

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been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv

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tekken chauncey jsut confessed that he masturbated to the movie norbit because theres hot girls in it too and not just ones in fat suits

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tekken chauncey said in the ethical media consumption discord that he just got done taking a Shit so big that it look like a human brain

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hiring metal gear eric to be my "attack dog" and go on news programs and call everyone pedophiles whenever photos of my dick leak online

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ever y time i see like 200 fireworks going off I imagine that theyre being shot at an aliens ufo just rocking the shit out of his stupid ass

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i had to stop doing this because people were starting fake joe dirt accounts and posting the quote just to get my like . worm behaviour

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i think people would like my posts more if they knew they are dictated to me through an earpiece as i type them, by comedian David spade

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pay per view efvent 30 pitbulls vs a helicopter $900 full access tv-ma

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your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

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some mandela æffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol? saying simply the word "Society..."

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tip the waitress? whats next, tipping the dog for shitting all ovefr my green grass???

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cuomo will be a good mayor because hes wearing a nuclear diaper to contain his sexual impulses that will wipe out 12 city blocks if it fails

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did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man

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commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"

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"click here to verify the email address associated with your account" Why? So the trolls can murder me easier ??

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when cell phones were first invented digimon otis called them "the poor man's bandai wonderswan". clearly he was wrong to have said this .

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know this: there are people I respect & do not follow. there are people I follow & do not respect. it`s up to fate—i make no apologies of it

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Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and do not really give a shit

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i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

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Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

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"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

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you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf

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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

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twitch.tv/piss exclusive preview of my game I'm developing. really good dont miss

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baby parrot like balloon i helped it

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i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

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how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYgT... good

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embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

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my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics

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(steppping off the road and tripping on the sidewalk a little bit) Ouch . I just sucked that curb's dick hole

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all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating

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buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck

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you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

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im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it

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WIFE: Im coming over at 2pm to yell at you for wearing the wrong shirt . ME: All my shirts are correct. By the way; Im Fucking DIVORCING you

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"Suck Richerd Simmons Cock? Um, Yeah. Let's Not." - DRIL

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flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel

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twitch.tv/piss Today: We Rescue Games Journalism Live On Stream .

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absolutely no gaming stream "Fuck gaming" twitch.tv/piss

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if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of

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its Gamer Monday with "Blue Prince" Live On Stream twitch.tv/piss

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the posters who are secretly scrutinized & mocked in all group chats, the lost souls doomed to perform their most hilarious bits over & over

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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

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twitch.tv/piss Our Enemies Are Afraid

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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

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twitch.tv/piss Truth of Becoming

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twitch.tv/piss pope stream

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losing the clorox deal because in 2017 i asked a woman if she wanted to come ot the boulder colorado marriott hotel and get "Blacked" by me

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is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games

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This, actually .

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why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough

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Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog

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i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart

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Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died

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slut test (male ) Q1: have you ever been sucked off wearing a Tuxedo

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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

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citizen app alert advises public to keep away from van nuys pier one imports as a dog was seen in the parking lot there eating its own pussy

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say this 5 times fast

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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "

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the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data

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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

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i guess its fine they showed us a video of child birth back in freshman health. but they didnt have to show one where she pooped

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ALGORITHM: It doesnt count as animal abuse content if the animals are abusing each other ME: Yes thats correct. Thank you for showing me it

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just found a copy of Unc's manifesto... Oh UNC!! Come on Unc

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can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist

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ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's

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not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets

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let my story be told: in 2022 Hollywood mogul Terry Bradshaw sold me authentic cuban cigars that turned out to be Really hard pieces of poop

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looks like its lid up

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"This Parking Spot Reserved For Mr. Suck Ya Dick"

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ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

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j dawg funny moments

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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

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Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form

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GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

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comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"

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the guy who got caught jacking off during challengers will start a meme investment option thats like vanguards intl equity index but funnier

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i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter

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(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

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(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

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the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"

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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

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My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

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i only run the "I Fucking Love Sarcasm " account to fund my passion project: the "I Fucking Love Fealty" account

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