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We talked about boycotts and general strikes with progressive strategist Anat Shenker-Osorio! This is the way!

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Now is a good time to sign up for the best daily political news bulletin in the universe 👉 www.thegodpodcast.com/subscribe

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Since 8 million people protested Tangerine Palpatine on Saturday, he’s doing everything he can to take back control of the narrative by getting you mad about bulldozing the White House and shitting on everyone.

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Thou shalt not let President Pedo defile the White House like this.

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Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

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Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

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Dear Americans, Hi, it’s God. Thou shalt not allow Nazis to takeover thy government. Come on. You fought a whole war over this.

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Thou shalt accept that the Republican party is filled to the brim with self-avowed and proud Nazis (according to their own text messages).

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Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

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Bless Mayor Johnson for calling for a general strike!

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MAGA likes to brag that Trump collected more than $2 billion in tariffs. Dude, that's YOUR money he took. And he just gave $40 billion to bail out Argentina!

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Got buried in the news this weekend, but President Jesus said the F word on CNN at like 2pm in the afternoon. The next day he posted a poop-filled scat video, but tell Me more about the dignity of the office of the presidency.

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Bless Mayor Johnson for calling for a general strike!

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Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isn’t allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think that’s gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed. THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!

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This man is obviously super depressed. Donald is down bad. SMITE!

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This man is obviously super depressed. Donald is down bad. SMITE!

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No one “hates America” more than Donald Trump. He never shuts up about it. He wishes he could be king of a less unruly people, like the Germans.

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Why can’t every month have a No Kings Day? 😩

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I was told today would be full of violence from the left and that everyone “hated America.” I saw peaceful patriots who love America and hate racist fascist rapist President Epstein.

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Bless the Grantifas!

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The official slogan of the ‘No Kings’ protests is “I have friends everywhere” from Andor and I may just be a simple God but that is fucking badass.

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Happy Birthday @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social! May all leaders someday be as awesome and brave as this man is.

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Bless South Park for smiting Peter Thiel this week and also for showing Trump needing tweezers to pleasure his micro-phallus

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Remember, the Nazis who want to send you to the gas chambers also demand you never mock them.

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Republicans were all for gerrymandering until California used it to draw a fair fight.

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Bless you all!

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Bless Zohran Mamdani for verbally annihilating Andrew Cuomo in their debate tonight.

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how are you feeling about stuff

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SMITE!!!

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Expect Trump to deploy outside agitators this Saturday who will throw bricks and try to incite violence.

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If you had told me in 2006 that a future Republican president would indict John Bolton, I would have laughed so hard. But it’s 2025 and I’m not laughing.

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The GOP’s blaming Democrats for the shutdown. If Democrats actually had that much power, you’d have paid parental leave and free insulin, not furloughs.

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SMITE!!!

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Remember when JD Vance called Donald Trump “America’s Hitler?”

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When young Republicans private texts are revealed and you see what the white supremacist master race looks looks like

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Remember when JD Vance called Donald Trump “America’s Hitler?”

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?

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They learned it by watching him.

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Donald Trump is NEVER winning the Nobel Peace Prize and he is NEVER getting into Heaven.

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The biggest threat in Portland is getting caught in the the middle of an inflatable frog–unicorn dance-off.

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This is the way.

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He didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize and now this?? God might die laughing! 🤣

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BLESS YOU, GOVERNOR PRITZKER!

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This is the way.

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It’s been 36 hours and I still can’t stop laughing about how Trump knows he’s going to Hell 😂

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Things to do in the future: 1. Putting them all on trial for crimes against humanity at the Hague 2. Totally reforming entire government to root out corruption and abuse of power so this bullshit never happens again 3. At some point you’d imagine, brunch

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If Trump's laying off 'non essential' government employees, how the fuck is Stephen Miller still employed?

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He's lobbying to get into Heaven the same way he lobbied for the Nobel Peace Prize. The result will be the same.

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He's lobbying to get into Heaven the same way he lobbied for the Nobel Peace Prize. The result will be the same.

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Adelita Grijalva won her election 19 days ago and she still hasn’t been sworn in. The government has been shut down for 12 days with no end in sight. They can stall as long as they want but the Epstein files ain’t going away.

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Sounds like Trump’s been reading My newsletter.

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"Conversion therapy" is a polite name for something that isn’t conversion and isn’t therapy. It’s abuse.

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If it’s not okay to be anti-fascism anymore, is it still okay to be pro-democracy? 🤔

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FROGS TOGETHER STRONG!

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FROGS TOGETHER STRONG!

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When we say “No Kings” this should include the nasty billionaires who use their money to control all media and the government.

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When Obama was president the right wing acted like masked government agents were coming to kidnap them and take all their rights away. Then Republicans get elected and actually do that shit for real.

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*decades

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Peaceful assembly isn’t an insurrection. Storming the Capitol to hang your own vice-president and end democracy is.

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