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SOON.

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Things To Do In Denver When Donald’s Dead

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When Donald does finally die, what’s the first thing you will do?

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Many people are saying that Trump died.

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THIS IS NOT NORMAL.

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THIS IS NOT NORMAL.

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THOU SHALT STOP WORSHIPPING GUNS!!!

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Do you feel powerless? Do you feel like you’re just one person and wonder what you can do?

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The other day in the White House Trump’s sycophants tried to act as if Republicans are the party of labor and workers. This is the biggest lie ever told. God threw up.

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Everyone at the CDC is getting fired or resigning. RFK Jr. wants to ban all vaccines. His idiocy will get millions of people killed.

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Thou shalt not listen to a damn thing that RFK Jr. says.

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SMITE!

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Would it be legal for me to start a crowdfunding gun buyback program on my own? are we allowed to do that.

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THOU SHALT STOP WORSHIPPING GUNS!!!

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Bless Seth Meyers!

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If Cracker Barrel sets them off, imagine how they’ll react when they hear I went woke in the New Testament — turning the other cheek, feeding the poor, all that radical stuff.

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GRAB HIM BY THE EPSTEIN FILES! Have you enjoyed seeing Americans holding signs like that on overpasses this year? Meet the people behind it all.

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I'm talking to Wajahat Ali about the shooting today. @wajali.bsky.social

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Donald accused Seth of having “the Personality of an insecure child.”

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Those who have the power to stop mass shootings can go to hell with their "thoughts and prayers." Do something about it, you evil bastards.

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GRAB HIM BY THE EPSTEIN FILES! Have you enjoyed seeing Americans holding signs like that on overpasses this year? Meet the people behind it all.

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Donald accused Seth of having “the Personality of an insecure child.”

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Bless Seth Meyers!

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Raise your hand if you’re not ashamed of people seeing your hand ‘cuz it doesn’t have grayscale 🖐️

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Kim Jong Donald

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Today Donald Trump, known for wildly gesticulating, held his hands under the table for over 2 hours of a live cabinet meeting. He can’t hide his lying hands.

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Can I get an amen?

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FUTURE HISTORY TEACHERS: “It was 2025 and the nation looked ready to become a dictatorship. But thankfully at the last minute, the insane president had a sudden dissecting aortic aneurysm and died. He was replaced with a guy who was quickly defeated because everyone kept calling him ‘couch-fucker.’”

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When is media going to demand Trump resign or be impeached? There are so many valid reasons to do so. List just one.

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“I’m a smart person.” Please stop, you’re going to make God die laughing.

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Thou shalt not let a racist fascist rapist pedophile become a dictator and ruin all your lives.

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Operation Epstein Economy Distraction

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Donald Enacts Martial Law, Schumer and Jeffries Vow To Send Sternly Worded Letter

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Bless Maryland Governor Wes Moore for refusing to authorize National Guard deployment!

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Trump says immigrants must prove ‘good moral character’ — this from the guy who paid hush money to a porn star, stole from his own charity, and tried to overturn an election.

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Bless Maryland Governor Wes Moore for refusing to authorize National Guard deployment!

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Can I get an amen? 😂 🙏

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Can I get an amen? 😂 🙏

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HEY DONOLD — YOU’RE NOT GETTING INTO HEAVEN SO STOP ASKING! WE DON’T LET PEDOS IN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - GOD

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In response to all your prayers, I can report that Donald is not long for this world, what with the swollen cankles and bruised hands and sausage fingers and such. Please bear with the Reaper. They haven’t failed at this yet.

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I got to talk to the delightful Jodie Sweetin, who was on Full House and Fuller House, and is super woke and awesome. We talked about life and current events. I know this post won’t get many likes, cuz I’m promoting a podcast episode. But I gotta post’em. Fuck me, right?

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The craziest thing about Trump sending armed troops to occupy 19 states is that he’s doing it to distract from being in the Epstein Files and everyone knows it.

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SMITE!!!

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Centrists are beginning to suspect everyone is getting tired of their bullshit.

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y’all know this doesn’t end without a ton of violence right

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I got to talk to the delightful Jodie Sweetin, who was on Full House and Fuller House, and is super woke and awesome. We talked about life and current events. I know this post won’t get many likes, cuz I’m promoting a podcast episode. But I gotta post’em. Fuck me, right?

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Pam Bondi swore this would never happen.

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If you find yourself repeating fascist threats and lies and bluster, you are only helping them. “They’re going to deport Kilmar to Uganda on Monday.” Shut the fuck up. No they’re not. They want you to think they’re invincible monsters. They’re not. They’re decaying pedophiles.

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Pam Bondi swore this would never happen.

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“Trump’s DOJ said…” Shut the fuck up. Who cares what they said. They’re fucking criminals. They lie.

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The fascist billionaire Republicans want you to believe resistance is useless. They want you to think nothing can change. But Kilmar’s freedom is proof that awareness matters, solidarity matters, and fighting back works.

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The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.

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The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.

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The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.

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Dear @govpritzker.illinois.gov, Please, do the all caps trolling of Donald next? 🙏 You have My permission to keep the gag going.

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Target CEO fired! SMITE!!!!

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Welcome to Hell, James Dobson!!! Don’t act so surprised you’re here, you prick. Your roommate is James Phelps. We’re doing a two James, one cell thing.

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Target CEO fired! SMITE!!!!

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