Hank Green

Hank Green

I have two friends who are ex Mormons and they are the best of all of my friends at reaching out to hang out or do something together /and/ they almost never flake and I need this to be studied.

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Hank Green

Trump and Musk share a commonality of somehow being both quite clever and extremely dumb which I (and others) have found confusing. I have a model that has been working. I think they’re both clever guys with extremely narrow worldviews.

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Hank Green

Marching

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Hank Green

He’s so into it 🥰

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Hank Green

Come hang out on our Endlings livestream!! www.youtube.com/watch?v%3DX1...

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Hank Green

JOB!

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Hank Green

I heard someone on a podcast say that music is boring now and, look, I am saying this as kindly as I can…skill issue.

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Hank Green

People like my song but since the last time I released a song my producer died and I have no idea how to turn it into an actual track and also I'm sad.

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Hank Green

When someone leaves a comment with well-intended advice on how to edit a YouTube video on one of my YouTube videos.

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Really, truly amazing that OpenAI wants us to believe that they are worth a trillion dollars but also they are so desperate for revenue that they created an infinite SlopTok app that opens them up to a billion lawsuits just so that they can maybe someday make it even worse by filling it with ads.

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Hank Green

This isn’t really what I meant by “Surprise T. Swift Album” but people do seem pretty surprised, so I’ll take it.

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Hank Green

Missoula People! I’m doing a tiny stand up set tonight at the Missoula Pulp anniversary party! Come support independent journalism!! thepulp.org/the-pulp-liv...

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Hank Green

I slayed realbirdfakebird.com like a pathogenic bacteria today…

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Hank Green

755 views on this is /criminal/. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OeM...

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Hank Green

I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.

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Hank Green

I tell you what, learn a little bit about cancer and people who think you can cure cancer with diet or supplements do look very silly. This is why cancer biologists have such a hard time not being snarky.

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Hank Green

I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.

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I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never. Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.

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Been pulling myself up out of a well of not feeling motivated for a few weeks now. It's amazing how much I've gotten done in that time, but it's been WORK.

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Hank Green

It’s ok to put the phone down.

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Ultramarathons being a Group 1 carcinogen would be so freaking weird. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/h...

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If the composition of the char on a grilled hot dog were listed in the ingredients, it would be illegal to sell because of high levels of nitrosamines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons which are both banned as carcinogens in the EU and US. Weird!

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Hank Green

Maybe infinite content was a bad idea.

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Hank Green

Yall, I have news about watermelons.

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Hank Green

Hello, can I farm you for “things the bean might say” in Focus Friend?

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Hank Green

As a guy who got a cancer that was probably caused by a virus, I think we should have /more/ vaccines.

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Hank Green

It turns out I did need this.

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A lot of things about society suck a whole lot but one of them is that some single person will get filmed being a dickhead and then we’ll spend a full week hyperfixating on them. It’s like the entire internet has pathological rumination.

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Hank Green

2026 Hanklerfish Begun…

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Hank Green

A very nice lady at the grocery store today asked me if I was Hank Green “from Bluesky” 😳

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It sucks that guys get so caught up in fighting for status among men that they can’t even admit a woman is hot because she isn’t the “male-culture approved” kind of hot. Letting other men decide for you which women you think are hot might sound kinda gay, but it’s actually extremely straight.

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Hank Green

There is only one thing more cringe than “God Bless our First Lady. She, of course, is wiser than all of us” and it is “I am the U.S. Energy Secretary and I talk to ChatGPT about how to cure cancer.”

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Hank Green

If you're using focus friend, can you do a quick check and tell me how many socks you currently have? Even if it's, like, zero!

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Hank Green

Got this question over email…anyone know why these perfect circles appear on air quality maps? Must be an artifact of some kind, right?

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Hank Green

Normalize making up words when you’re naming streets!!

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