Hank Green

Hank Green

I fear that I am about to become a monster...

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Hank Green

The fuck is a cantab?

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Hank Green

Ward 3 Missoula city council primary text message campaigns really popping off this year…

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Hank Green

Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.

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Hank Green

I listened to a podcast this morning where they repeatedly said “you can’t think without writing” and just to nip that one in the bud… That’s wrong (there are many illiterate people and they all think) and also dumb (Socrates was famously both illiterate and had thoughts.)

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Hank Green

❤️❤️❤️

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Hank Green

People will say I should run for senate in Montana like my digital footprint isn’t littered with shit like this.

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Hank Green

Self honesty is self care* *I wrote this in reply to a tiktok about how Matthew Lillard as Shaggy with the body of a woman is hot, so, take it with a grain of salt.

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Hank Green

The year I was born. we basically had no idea why cancers happened and now we understand the underlying force behind it with 100% clarity and the molecular forces behind it with many orders of magnitude more resolution. We were entirely in the dark, and now the room is lit.

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Hank Green

Hello! If we did a widget for Focus Friend, what information would you like to have there?

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Hank Green

New Update 😂 @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

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New Update 😂 @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

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Everyone who runs an LLM loves that they get to be the architect of entire human realities, but they love it secretly because they know how dystopian it is. Except Elon, he loves it loudly because his audience is super into how dystopian it is.

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I just got off the phone with @bobabria.bsky.social and she informed me that the bean having butt cheeks was my idea. This was news to me, but also I am very proud to have been responsible for such a ground-breaking feature.

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Hank Green

It’s beans all the way down.

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While Elon Musk prepares to sue Apple because he says it’s impossible to get Grok to #1 on the App Store, here’s a picture of me with @bobabria.bsky.social, the sole developer of the app that hit #1 on the App Store yesterday.

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Hank Green

Number Two App on the App Store 😳

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Hank Green

Weird question...but if your first language is something other than english or french, can you send a voice memo of the way people who speak your language tend to pronounce croissant to hankandjohn@gmail.com?

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Focus Friend is currently the #4 top productivity app on the App Store 😯

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Hank Green

Sometimes I have to do my therapy over Zoom and most of the reason I’m bummed out because my therapist’s office is so cute.

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Hank Green

The reason EV range (and gas mileage) go down so much when you drive faster is because, when you drive twice as fast, you hit twice as many molecules AND you hit each of those molecules with twice as much force, which means drag increases exponentially.

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Hank Green

This tweet was about troughs.

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I screamed this during a lull in conversation at karaoke last night and every person at the table said some version of “YEEEESSS”

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Hank Green

One thing that will not make sense to many other people is walking into a bathroom in a bar, seeing a urinal and saying, “ooo…fancy…”

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Hank Green

They should sell cookies at bars.

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TWENTY HOURS LEFT IN THE ENDLINGS KICKSTARTER!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/com...

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I just made a list of all the projects I'm working on right now and there are 19 and I do not find this overwhelming, but I think I would understand if Katherine just threw me into the ocean one day.

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Branding competition: Mountain Dew but with THC

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Hank Green

Thanks Ben!

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1999 Concert Mistakes: Got punched in the mosh pit, lost a contact lens and had to drive home with one eye closed. 2025 Concert Mistakes: The tacos were too spicy and when we got home at 11:40 I was so tired I forgot my psyllium husk supplement and now my belly hurts.

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Hank Green

When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.

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Hank Green

RFK jr. announces the NIH is working on a “universal vaccine” (actually a whole virus vaccine platform) that will be “safe and effective”. This is actually…fine? It’s being pitched as an alternative to the “dangerous” mRNA platform, which is dumb. But the response from his people is…predictable.

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Hank Green

A billion sprinklers just so summer can cosplay as spring.

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Hank Green

Very common question I get: “why does 72 air feel comfortable but 72 water feels cold.” Working on a new answer that’s something like “a box of water a meter on each side of can soak up as much heat as a box of air thats a meter deep, a meter wide…and 3.5 km tall. You wanna talk about why?”

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Hank Green

I asked Orin what kind of guy he was and he said he was an octoguy because he’s eight years old.

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Sending a joke along with an Instagram reel is a nice little challenge because it has to be a joke that is cryptic and only becomes funny once they watch the reel.

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Hank Green

Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom.

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mRNA tech is some of the coolest, most powerful, most promising scifi shit humans are currently doing. They are being investigated to help with cancers, autoimmune diseases, M.S., stroke recovery, heart disease, diabetes, arthritis, and high cholesterol.

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Hank Green

Bugs on Flowers

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A thing I think we miss is that the “authoritarian playbook” isn’t a set of instructions authoritarians are reading from, it’s just a list of things that happen when narcissists get too much power.

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Hank Green

I apologize but I find the theology of the Warrior Cats books more compelling than any monotheistic religion.

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Hank Green

The internet is a goddamn mess but at least it has been good for funny music.

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Maybe gonna do a “Trump Corruption Tier List” here’s what I have so far. Trying to focus on things that are pretty cut and dried “using the power of the presidency for personal enrichment.” What am I missing?

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There may be a Quadragocon coming up…do you have event suggestions??? (The thing I’m talking about: youtu.be/0WwaOuvH3gA?...)

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“Is it possible to focus on more than one thing at a time?” My son asks, innocently, with no idea of the lecture I am inevitably about to give.

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