Hank Green

Hank Green

“Porky” is a really fucked up thing for couple of pig parents to name their pig child.

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Hank Green

People will build a list of “good male role models” and somehow not notice they’ve built a list of the exact model of guy that Joe Rogan fans were rebelling against.

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Hank Green

Doing Bad Movies Live with Katherine and Greg! m.twitch.tv/mediocrefilm...

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Hank Green

I don’t know why age graphs always do this but there are seven years of people included in the first bar and five in the rest. In this case, this does not change the broad meaning of these graphs, which together give me hope for the future of America.

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Hank Green

I prefer to think of the song WAP as being about the weak anthropic principle. Neither a bucket nor a mop could exist without a universe in which buckets and mops can exist.

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Hank Green

How aware are we all that there are multiple multiverses?

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It’s wild that South African rap artist Ninja is just…out there doing something right now…

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Hank Green

Today my eight year old referred to himself as a “parkourist.” Thats lovely, but he is not.

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You are not more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark. This is a statistical error. Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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Today on Instagram reels I saw a man get his pinky bitten off by a small shark that he was attempting to pose with on a fishing boat. This is why we now classify shark attacks as “provoked” and “unprovoked.”

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Hank Green

RFK jr. is too good of a brand. From now on he is simply “Robert.”

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Hank Green

I think I stepped on a matter baby.

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Hank Green

It’s cool how pastas get bigger.

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Hank Green

How do there keep being new things to do with hair?

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Hank Green

Hello…doing some research now on the increasing viral impact on people as we went super global as a potential driver of immune disregulation. I’ve got some good leads on the current state of research but if there’s anyone who knows anything they think I should know, please let me know!!

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Hank Green

Nietzsche: “If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.” 2025: “What kind of nerd only /gazes/ into the abyss?? You gotta put your whole body in there.”

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Hank Green

10 years after planting this tree in our little back yard, we’re finally getting a bumper crop!!

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Sometimes I don’t understand how Jim Henson ever sold his absolutely wild ideas to colleagues and gatekeepers alike, but then I look at a picture of him and am like “yes, I also would have done whatever he told me to do.”

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To every Democratic Party consultant, candidate, staffer, and operative I have ever said “money doesn’t vote” to, I would like to reiterate…MONEY DOESNT VOTE.

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Got my fingers crossed that Iran is authoritarian enough to convince their people that their nuclear program was not harmed and that a limited bunch of intercepted missiles shot at a US base was a hugely successful counter-attack.

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Hank Green

Either politicians become YouTubers or YouTubers become politicians. That is your choice.

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Hank Green

The drive from the LAX sign to LAX is longer than the drive from my house to the Missoula airport.

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Hank Green

It’s wild that humans do a metamorphosis.

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Hank Green

I have heard the word "labubu" 25 times in both the last 48 hours and my entire life.

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Recording a podcast with V live on Substack in a few minutes (also live at VidCon in room 212 if you are here!) substack.com/@vspehar?r=k...

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Hank Green

Today I made art with Sara Sandoval! If you live nearby I would love love love to see your selfie with it. 7767 Melrose Avenue

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Just so everyone knows, Elon did it too. His tweet is also still up.

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Hank Green

Happy Pride to fuels, I guess.

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God damn Grace Helbig just made me laugh out loud like six times in one minute www.instagram.com/reel/DIMSIhs...

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Hank Green

Exxon Mobil is the largest private oil company in the world and it produces less than 4% of the world’s oil. It is quite hard for me to remember that most of the world’s oil is drilled, not by companies, but by countries.

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Hank Green

I’m so mad I can’t go to this. Go for me.

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Hank Green

The judges, lawyers, and clerks of this country moving quickly in response to Trump’s haphazard lawbreaking are one of the things keeping America America. I wish I could buy them all cookies.

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Hank Green

When I was in elementary school I asked my teacher why trees never learned to walk and she said “because they didn’t need to” and that’s a great answer but it’s not the whole answer but I feel like I’d need a full book-length project to answer it.

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Hank Green

When people invite me to weird things in LA, I've started to respond, "OH! Unfortunately I can't make it, I'll be in Montana" because that sounds way fancier and less confrontational than, "Unfortunately I can't make it, I live in Montana" but is still technically true.

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Hank Green

Don't just say it's unconstitutional, remind people that the constitution is full of very good ideas designed to prevent authoritarianism, and most people who want to ignore it want that specifically because they are authoritarian.

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A friend just asked me what I do to stay hopeful and I told him one of my favorite strategies…I stay hopeful by remembering that no one has any idea what the fuck is going to happen, so as long as we don’t know, we gotta do what we can.

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I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, “I don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.

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I have this private schema that I have never offered up for scrutiny that biology is information contained in life, culture is information created by life, and technology is information contained in things created by life. I think it’s time…please scrutinize…

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Spotted on the most recent episode of Taskmaster! 🥹

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I cannot believe it has be 10 years. Also…Coltan…how deep does this reference go cause…🤔🤨

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Hank Green

I think everything we thing of as “science” (the scientific method, replication, peer review, etc etc) is emergent of one single thing. What do you think that is?

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Oh my god I have amazing news… good.store/products/soc... Not only does the money not end up with billionaires, it is currently building a hospital in Sierra Leone.

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Hank Green

I’m gonna have a cute little iced coffee in a jar tomorrow morning 😌

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Hank Green

Does anybody here know Yung Gravy? I have a question.

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Hank Green

I think I used this font on our wedding programs…

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Hank Green

I wish them both the worst.

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Such a good video getting into the messed up game of telephone that is "Science News". www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgDx...

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Hank Green

One of the biggest banks being called “Gold man sacks” is pretty inexcusable.

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