Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt

FIRED? Who gives a fuck about “fired”?!? How about “send them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of ‘em.

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Patton Oswalt

YEESH. Brutal. But very well-written.

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Patton Oswalt

“Two days ago I saw a vehicle that’ll haul you to the Prince’s ball. You wanna stop cleaning up after two ugly stepsisters? You talk to me.”

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Patton Oswalt

When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.

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😂😂😂😂

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Patton Oswalt

“We need to divert attention from the Pretti murder.” “Gotcha.”

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🏋🏼‍♀️🏋🏼‍♀️🏋🏼‍♀️🏋🏼‍♀️🏋🏼‍♀️🏋🏼‍♀️

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GOOD. Visit this store if you can. And once the website it back up (it got overwhelmed by people placing orders) buy something from this gentle Viking.

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Black coffee and a bowl of cereal is a good sanity reset

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Whoa, really? Fantastic work guys!

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Just found out this dude’s store is called Dreamhaven Books. dreamhavenbooks.com

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Gawt DAMN. What’s the name of his store? Wanna send him some signed goodies.

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These countdowns by @davidehrlich.bsky.social are always a GREAT start to the year and you can donate to a wonderful cause to boot!

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Everyone in both these categories turned in bangers but that said I hope Delroy and Amy get their flowers. Long overdue.

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When this is all over I hope every ICE agent’s life is an endless nightmare of tension and inconvenience.

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I am excited times infinity to host this show. The whole Netflix Is A Joke Festival is a blazing bucket of hilarity but let's be honest this is the best one. May 4-10. Tickets on sale Friday, January 23rd @ 10am PST.

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How do you “avoid” a national emergency that you’re in the middle of?

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Yep! Masterpiece. And again, it’s a REALLY good film (holds up to repeated viewings) but that trailer takes you on a journey. Amazing.

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Pretty fuckin’ good!

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The lead up to fascism creates great art — punk and hip hop, coded horror movies, prophetic novels and thrilling plays. Fascism itself, once in power, only produces patriotic kitsch.

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