Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt

Good news! SHATTER BELT is also streaming on Tubi!

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I am so happy that James Ward Byrkit’s sci-fi anthology series SHATTER BELT keeps get discovered and passed along to new fans. 4 episodes, each about a 1/2 hour long, all streaming on Apple TV right now! Please check ‘em out — you’ll love ‘em!

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Don’t let the creepy, micro-budget DEAD MAIL pass you buy. It’s streaming today on @shudder.com and @amcplus.com! Don’t wanna say too much about this creepy, moody little horror masterpiece. Just go and watch it!

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Bozeman, Montana and Casper, Wyoming—we’re finally coming your way! Catch me and the legendary @emophilips.bsky.social on a mini tour hitting the last two states I’ve never performed in. 📍 May 15 – Bozeman at The Elm 📍 May 16 & 17 – Casper at The Rialto Grab your tickets here: pattonoswalt.com/tour/

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The Trump admin ain’t paying for shit. Our tax dollars are, though.

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Someone please name their baby Wink we can’t let that name die.

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LONDON I’m coming your way this May and I’m very excited. So excited I made a list of my favorite British films...and then immediately failed to keep it short. Catch me in London this May. More info and tickets here: pattonoswalt.com

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We’re living in an apocalypse as imagined by a jock rapist who’s only seen the first 30 minutes of EL TOPO.

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Start with MINOR THREATS Vol. 1 (trade paperback, available NOW). I co-created, co-write, and oversee the ENTIRE series. I’m all over it, baby!

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BIG NEWS! Our first anthology set in the Minor Threats universe is here: Welcome to Twilight! Issue #1 is out now (written by Matt Fraction, art by Mike Allred) with more on the way! Pre-order all 4 or grab Issue 1 at your local comic shop. These stories are wild.

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Darth Vader being “gracious” and “not fake.” Everything we’ve ever not liked about him is absent in this scene.

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It should be a TV series.

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The new issue of THE ULTIMATES is @denizcamp.bsky.social’s angry, hilarious call-to-arms against everything. Masterpiece.

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Did Skynet write this magazine?

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I glow my castmates next to @carriecoon.bsky.social who exists on a level of glow-up no one can touch.

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(Gary Jules singing) 🎶…it’s fun to stay at the y-m-c-a…🎶

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RUN OUT and see this movie when it is in theaters. With a crowd. And don’t read ANYTHING about it before you do. WOW.

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‘Bout to see this!!! Thanks @vidiots.bsky.social!

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This was so comforting! Whew!

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I love this 1000%

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America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.

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👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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Stay woke, people. And go listen to We All Scream, now out in audio form! Listen here: hypeddit.com/pattonoswalt...

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Lemme know when the stock market hits 1929! (rimshot) (cow moo) (old-timey car horn) (boooooing! noise) (edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)

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Come hang with us at C2E2 for The Lucky Devils - Minor Threats Megajam. Comics, music, drinks, and more! Grab your tickets before they're gone: www.eventbrite.com/e/1230742647... There are literally less than 50 tickets left, and when they’re gone, they’re GONE.

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Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

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👇👇👇👇👇👇

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HERE WE GO!!!!!

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Have a long & prosperous summer, everyone! #StrangeNewWorlds youtu.be/PjAWSIJCcmY?...

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Boebert: If I may continue — is it true you are the head of a “modern Stone Age family?” Morley: Again, I think you’re confusing…

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Now THAT is how you do a filibuster, Senator. Respect.

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Lookin’ like Scorsese for some reason this morning

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great/hilarious thread

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hahaha fuck yes

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GET THIS BOOK. I’ve pre-ordered mine!!!

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GORGEOUS abandoned mini-mall at the corner of Laurel Canyon and Osbourne. Sunshine gothic.

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More of this. Constantly. Every chance we have, more of this.

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We All Scream audio is available NOW! Stream it, enjoy, and huge thanks to @goatsongrecords.bsky.social for making it happen. More to come! Available worldwide, on your streamer of choice: hypeddit.com/pattonoswalt...

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Whiskeyleaks Whiskeyleaks Spilling deets with his Signal freaks Is he drunk? Listen bud He’s got Woodford Reserve for blood Oh shit Here comes Whiskeyleaks

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This is such an amazing book and I can’t believe we got to fold @heathcorson.bsky.social’s insane vision of family dysfunction into the world of MINOR THREATS. Do not miss this one!!!

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Ants on a log! The throwback-to-childhood snack I didn’t realize I needed today! Thanks craft services!!!

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How are they supposed to get a nut to move people’s butts?

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