Stephen King

Stephen King

What exactly IS street corn, and why is it called that?

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I tried to post this, did not succeed. Kudos to my pal Mark Hamill. Here it is.

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Because I believe the only stupid question is one you don’t ask—when did “street corn” or “Mexican street corn” become a thing? All at once I see it everywhere. And does ICE know?

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WHEN THE WOLF COMES HOME, Nat Cassidy: This is a balls-to-the-wall horror novel which I defy you to put down...it's that good. Published later this month. You might want to get your claws into this one.

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A reader reminds me that El Salvador is actually Trump's gulag; Venezuela is simply his straw monster.

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Venezuela is Trump’s gulag.

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This is cool. Ike Reilly and his band rehearsing in the greenroom at the Colbert show. youtu.be/fFUC-QRnGQY?...

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ABRAHAM’S BOYS, Based on the story by Joe Hill and starring Titus Welliver (BOSCH). It’s a terrific fright-fest.

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This doesn't have anything to do with the economy. It's Trump's Vengeance Tour, pure and simple.

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Oh man, somebody get him out of there. He’s crazy.

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To me, the penguins are a black-and-white issue.

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Trump voters feeling bitter ‘Cause the market’s in the shitter. See? I’m a poet and don’t know it. Although my feet show it. They’re *longfellows.* Just trying to keep folks amused while their 401Ks go down the drain. Trump is like honeybadger: He don’t give a shit.

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At one of his frequent press conferences (because he loves being on TV), I'd love it if some reporter piped up with, "What do you say to people who call you a know-nothing narcissistic asshole, Mr. President?"

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The final poster. THE LIFE OF CHUCK drops in June. I love this movie!

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Sounds like Mr. Browne is doing good stuff. And just by the way—Mrs. Browne has got a lovely daughter.

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Politics aside, what's Jackson Browne up to these days? Probably a stupid question with the world going to down the shitter, but I can't help being curious.

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If Trumpty-Dumpty is working with the Russians to screw up America, he's doing a great job. Eggs, $11 a dozen. Health & Human Services down the dumper, ditto VA. If you call Social Security, they tell you to call back later. Guys 'n gals, this is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.

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Musk is trying to buy votes in Wisconsin. Resend this if you’re from Wisconsin and you’re not for sale.

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Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon? They always Pikachu. Not very good, I know. I’ll show myself out.

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Is it at all surprising that a convicted felon would ignore a judge's order?

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Every day and in every way, Trump and his cohorts take another shit on the Constitution they have promised to revere and defend.

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Elon Musk claims "the leftists" are bad-mouthing his company. This isn't true. It's ordinary car buyers who are fed the fuck up.

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Chuck Schumer was damned if he did and damned if he didn't. Eventually the wheel of karma will turn again in the favor of sensible people, but God, am I tired of waiting.

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Hey MAGA people, having any buyer’s remorse yet? 🤣🤣🤣

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CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre. 🤣

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Trumpty-Dumpty is a bull. The American economy is his china shop.

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I’ll give it a shot.

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Looks like Trumpty-Dumpty had a great fall Splat! From the wall [street] See what I did there?

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June. It's really good.

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Molly is OK. Going on 11 now. Had a pancake for breakfast. She is still the Thing of Evil.

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My son Owen did an event at Brian Keene & Mary SanGiovanni's Vortex Books & Comics. He speaks very highly of that shop. Made me want to visit.

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It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.

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Did it with a baseball bat. Darn gf broke up with him! How dare she?

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Don’t know how you feel about Brad Sigmond being executed by firing squad in SC, but the report in THE GUARDIAN kinda glossed over the fact that he beat his gf’s parents to death.

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I see what you did there.

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He also folded on tariffs. 🤣

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We also used to fly paper planes and throw around apples. Goofy adolescent shit. It was always amusing to push someone's desk until the teacher barked, "What are you doing back there?" I won't say I recommend Detention Hall, but I met a lot of cool people there.

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In high school, I spent a lot of time in Detention. A teacher proctering we miscreants used to describe New Yorker cartoons and ask us to supply the captions. The NYer currently now has such a contest. I think it's even more fun to look at the cover and think up what the title might be.

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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY. David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”

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Looks good.

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youtu.be/1s-Ko4J3mWs

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Was there ever a bigger Trumpian ass-kisser than Marco Rubio? Possibly only J.D. Vance, who is on record saying he might have to "hold his nose and vote for Hlilary."

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See, the thing is, Zelensky refused to tug his forelock to Trump. Or to grovel.

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Don’t buy today. Give the greedheads a taste of their own medicine.

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Yes. I'm sorry. Sometimes I just can't help myself.

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I have airport disease. My doctor says it's terminal. I'll stop now.

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Voted for Trump, now have buyer’s remorse? The Trump philosophy seems to be his version of FAFO. Don’t buy anything on the 28th unless you absolutely have to. #Resist

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According to the NY Times (and its UN vote), America’s new friends under Trump (instead of under God) are Russia and North Korea.

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Rep Tom Suozzi: “Very simple. Putin is a dictator. Zelenskyy is not.” What’s so hard to understand about that?

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Contrary to the Internet (which usually is never wrong), I am NOT writing for Mike Flanagan's DARK TOWER.

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You have done the Mashed Potatoes, the Watusi, and the Jerk. This weekend, try doing THE MONKEY.

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Amen to that.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away. Get it? I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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Just when you think Donald Trump cannot sink lower or be more shameful, today he's blaming Ukraine for the war and calling Zelinsky a dictator, when he knows perfectly well that Putin's constant re-elections are put-up jobs.

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Drudge Report dubs the Prez Comrade Trumpski. MAGA, is that what you voted for? A coward bowing to Putin ?

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I understand that Big Brother Musk is now going through Americans' tax returns. Remember that IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH and FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.

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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist

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Hilarious NYT headline: REPUBLICANS LOVE TRUMP’S SPENDING CUTS. JUST NOT IN THEIR STATES.

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Trump voters: Had enough yet?

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Trump and Musk are basically ignoring the Constitution they--Trump, at least--took an oath to defend.

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If Musk, Capo Trump’s enforcer, meant to freeze the work of government, he’s doing a great job. By short-circuiting the legislative process, he has invited (and is receiving) lawsuits that will freeze everything in place. This is what Amateur Hour gets you.

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Elon Musk, that avatar or arrogance, is trashing the US Constitution. Trumpers, is this what you voted for? An end to America?

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We're living George Orwell's 1984: IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

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Susan Collins, who can be counted on for saying she's "very disappointed," says she will vote for Tulsi Gabbard.

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Get them out of government. Most not old enough to be elected to anything. One suspects they are part of Musk’s gaming posse.

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Tariff-inflated prices pass the pain along to consumers, many of whom voted for Trump. Good job, asshole.

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USAID is a criminal organization,” Mr. Musk wrote on Sunday in a social media post that many aid workers saw as confirmation the agency would soon be absorbed into the State Department and that some viewed as a potential threat to their personal safety. “Time for it to die.” THIS HAS TO STOP.

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I had the sweetest dream last night. I was driving on the LIE and there was Donald Trump in a red jumpsuit, picking up trash beside the highway.

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Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.

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Trump is an extremely dangerous man--stupid, vindictive, fixated on payback for his enemies. This country will be lucky to survive him.

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THE OLIGARCH'S DAUGHTER, Joseph Finder: Balls-to-the-wall chase/adventure/thriller/mystery. Published today. It's a trip.

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The Hegseth confirmation shows that Republican lawmakers have put party over country. They should be ashamed, but I doubt if they are.

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As best you can, ignore him.

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Pretty zen, dude.

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