Stephen King

Stephen King

YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS (Apple+): Deliriously nasty. It's like a John D. MacDonald novel from 1962 with a lot more sex and no good guy. Enjoyable.

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It's totally great, and Mark Hamill is great IN it.

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Gosh, those were the days. My wife says she's blowing cigarette smoke in Perry Mason's face.

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My advice for graduates: 1. Be cool. 2. Don't be a fool. 3. Avoid being a tool.

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Floating the idea of a 3rd term is just Trump's way of winding up what MAGA folks like to call "the libtards." The real damage is what he can do in the next 3.6 years when he never has to face the electorate again. Don't expect the Repubs to stop him.

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Wow! How great!

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Listening to the Kinks this morning. “Superman, Superman, I want to fly like Superman.”

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The GOP’s “Big Beautiful Bill” is Robin Hood in reverse: it takes from the poor to give to the rich.SNAP (used to be Food Stamps…which Tabby and I used back in 1972) is gone. Medicare is going.

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The Golden Dome: Another piece of crap brought to you by that carnival barker, Donald J. Trump.

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THE DOORMAN, Chris Pavone's wildly entertaining novel of New York, is published today. If you liked THE BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES, this will not disappoint.

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The DOJ is all in a kerfuffle over James Comey posting (in seashells), 8647. Made me think of the Book of Proverbs: "The wicked flee when none pursueth."

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The Wall Street Journal says the new ESPN streamer will cost $29.95/month. That strikes me as a tad high.

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Ogden Nash (revised slightly): The door of a MAGA supporter's mind opens outwards so that the resulting pressure of facts only causes it to be shut more snugly.

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What do rhythm guitarists and vacuum cleaners have in common? When you plug them in, they both suck. What do you call a guitarist who only knows two chords? A music critic.

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How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. See what I did there?

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Trumpty-Dumpty is defunding PBS. What he calls "bias" some of us call "facts Trumpty-Dumpty doesn't like."

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The Hill: Egg prices reached another record high last month. It now costs American shoppers an average of $6.23 for a dozen eggs — nearly a five-fold increase since 2020.

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Why was Kristi Noem carrying $3,000 in her purse?

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Trump’s claim that he’s negotiating with China on tariffs is a baldfaced lie. But what else would you expect from Trumpty-Dumpty?

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Mr. Murphy, of course.

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Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.

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Ummm…ask it?

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I’m channeling Peter. He gets co-credit. Hopefully this gets done. T3 is a long one. This year, Holly Gibney is back in NEVER FLINCH.

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An idea: Instead of firing J. Powell, let’s fire J. Trump.

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Thinking about some streming reviews I’ve read lately: Sometimes I want to say to critics, “Y’all get down in the trenches and try doing this some of this shit. Then listen to some asshole tell you everything you did wrong.”

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No Kings except for Angus and Steve!

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@alishagrauso.bsky.social I read your piece in Screen Rant. Given what you said, I think you're going to dig T3. It covers a lot of Mid-World Territories.

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The Trump administration’s worldview in a nutshell: If you’re white, you’re all right. If you’re brown, get out of town.

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What exactly IS street corn, and why is it called that?

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I tried to post this, did not succeed. Kudos to my pal Mark Hamill. Here it is.

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Because I believe the only stupid question is one you don’t ask—when did “street corn” or “Mexican street corn” become a thing? All at once I see it everywhere. And does ICE know?

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WHEN THE WOLF COMES HOME, Nat Cassidy: This is a balls-to-the-wall horror novel which I defy you to put down...it's that good. Published later this month. You might want to get your claws into this one.

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A reader reminds me that El Salvador is actually Trump's gulag; Venezuela is simply his straw monster.

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Venezuela is Trump’s gulag.

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This is cool. Ike Reilly and his band rehearsing in the greenroom at the Colbert show. youtu.be/fFUC-QRnGQY?...

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ABRAHAM’S BOYS, Based on the story by Joe Hill and starring Titus Welliver (BOSCH). It’s a terrific fright-fest.

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This doesn't have anything to do with the economy. It's Trump's Vengeance Tour, pure and simple.

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Oh man, somebody get him out of there. He’s crazy.

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To me, the penguins are a black-and-white issue.

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Trump voters feeling bitter ‘Cause the market’s in the shitter. See? I’m a poet and don’t know it. Although my feet show it. They’re *longfellows.* Just trying to keep folks amused while their 401Ks go down the drain. Trump is like honeybadger: He don’t give a shit.

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At one of his frequent press conferences (because he loves being on TV), I'd love it if some reporter piped up with, "What do you say to people who call you a know-nothing narcissistic asshole, Mr. President?"

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The final poster. THE LIFE OF CHUCK drops in June. I love this movie!

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Sounds like Mr. Browne is doing good stuff. And just by the way—Mrs. Browne has got a lovely daughter.

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Politics aside, what's Jackson Browne up to these days? Probably a stupid question with the world going to down the shitter, but I can't help being curious.

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If Trumpty-Dumpty is working with the Russians to screw up America, he's doing a great job. Eggs, $11 a dozen. Health & Human Services down the dumper, ditto VA. If you call Social Security, they tell you to call back later. Guys 'n gals, this is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.

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Musk is trying to buy votes in Wisconsin. Resend this if you’re from Wisconsin and you’re not for sale.

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Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon? They always Pikachu. Not very good, I know. I’ll show myself out.

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Is it at all surprising that a convicted felon would ignore a judge's order?

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Every day and in every way, Trump and his cohorts take another shit on the Constitution they have promised to revere and defend.

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Elon Musk claims "the leftists" are bad-mouthing his company. This isn't true. It's ordinary car buyers who are fed the fuck up.

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Chuck Schumer was damned if he did and damned if he didn't. Eventually the wheel of karma will turn again in the favor of sensible people, but God, am I tired of waiting.

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Hey MAGA people, having any buyer’s remorse yet? 🤣🤣🤣

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CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre. 🤣

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Trumpty-Dumpty is a bull. The American economy is his china shop.

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I’ll give it a shot.

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Looks like Trumpty-Dumpty had a great fall Splat! From the wall [street] See what I did there?

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June. It's really good.

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Molly is OK. Going on 11 now. Had a pancake for breakfast. She is still the Thing of Evil.

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My son Owen did an event at Brian Keene & Mary SanGiovanni's Vortex Books & Comics. He speaks very highly of that shop. Made me want to visit.

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It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.

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Did it with a baseball bat. Darn gf broke up with him! How dare she?

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Don’t know how you feel about Brad Sigmond being executed by firing squad in SC, but the report in THE GUARDIAN kinda glossed over the fact that he beat his gf’s parents to death.

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I see what you did there.

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He also folded on tariffs. 🤣

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We also used to fly paper planes and throw around apples. Goofy adolescent shit. It was always amusing to push someone's desk until the teacher barked, "What are you doing back there?" I won't say I recommend Detention Hall, but I met a lot of cool people there.

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In high school, I spent a lot of time in Detention. A teacher proctering we miscreants used to describe New Yorker cartoons and ask us to supply the captions. The NYer currently now has such a contest. I think it's even more fun to look at the cover and think up what the title might be.

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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY. David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”

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Looks good.

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Was there ever a bigger Trumpian ass-kisser than Marco Rubio? Possibly only J.D. Vance, who is on record saying he might have to "hold his nose and vote for Hlilary."

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See, the thing is, Zelensky refused to tug his forelock to Trump. Or to grovel.

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Don’t buy today. Give the greedheads a taste of their own medicine.

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