Sarah Millican

Sarah Millican

Absolutely loved Duran Duran at Leeds Arena last night. Went with a great group of friends and it was just banger after banger. So good.

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Sarah Millican

I'm on the TV over the weekend Channel: E4 Extra Saturday 10pm Bobby Dazzler (2023) Sunday 10pm Thoroughly Modern Millican (2012) If you're outside the UK, watch Thoroughly Modern via my YouTube channel and Dazzler on my website. In case you need a laugh ❤️

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Sarah Millican

Went to Italy. Bought a handbag. Tried to take a selfie that included said pretty new handbag. Sort of succeeded.

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My show Bobby Dazzler (2023) is on Channel E4 Extra tonight at 10pm. If you live outside of the UK, you can watch it via my website. Photo and pister design by Matt Crockett.

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Late Bloomer (my most recent show) is on Channel E4 Extra again tonight at 10pm should you fancy a laugh. If you’re outside the UK, it’s on Netflix.

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Sarah Millican

I cheered when Nigella Lawson described someone’s bread as claggy last night on Bake Off. Cheered.

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If you need a laugh, and who doesn’t, my show Late Bloomer is on E4 Extra at 10pm tonight then available on catch up for a limited time. If you’re outside of the UK, you can watch it on Netflix.

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My latest show, Late Bloomer, that I toured around the world 2023-5 is on E4 Extra tonight at 10pm (and on catch up for a limited period of time). If you’re outside the UK, you can watch it on Netflix any time.

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Day 4 of a hair wash. Dry shampoo is doing some heavy lifting. Peri menny has thinned it right out. So if you want the rest of my hair, it’s in my brush. Hope Friday is treating you well.

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I was very lucky to see my good friend Susan Calman on and off stage tonight. Onstage, hilarious and heartfelt and wonderful. Offstage, she let me pop my boobs on her shoulders. Grab a ticket to see her show.

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Did you know I run a podcast? It’s called Standard Issue and it’s our 12th birthday today! Why not give it a listen. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...

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Loving Nigella on Bake Off. Was nice to be reminded about Iced Gems that I sneakily ate in the reference library at the former South Shields Central Library while reading budgie books. Still, to this day, one of the naughtiest things I’ve ever done.

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Hey guys, does anyone know what ‘envelope gravy’ is? Photo taken in a Real Canadian Superstore in Toronto. I previously assumed it was your arse crack when you’ve had a wet fart. ‘Oh no, I have envelope gravy!’ sort of thing.

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Hey Canada. Specifically Torontonians. Did anyone email?

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Today is my 22nd comedy anniversary! Thank God for divorce. For writing. For laughing. For Kate Fox for getting me on a stage the first time. Thanks to everyone who has ever booked me, everyone who’s laughed, everyone who’s liked or commented or shared a clip, who’s bought a ticket… 1/2

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Just booked myself a massage so if you don’t hear from me for a while I’ll either be super relaxed or dead.

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Hi from my holiday

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I could put these on every meal. What is your downfall? What could you put on every meal?

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I think if I didn’t do comedy, I’d like this job please. Biscuit be-JENGA-rer.

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My fifth show Control Enthusiast (2018) is on E4 at 10pm tonight. Hope you enjoy it. Photo by Aemen Sukkhar Graphics by Gary Williams

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My fifth show Control Enthusiast (2018) is on E4 at 10pm tonight and again same time same channel on Tuesday. Hope you enjoy it. Photo and poster design by Aemen Sukkhar Graphics by Gary Williams

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I’ve been doing some more colouring in. I find it soothes my brain. I’m going for patterns at the moment. Small sketchbook means I get the satisfaction of finishing more often. Gary has named this one ‘Your interesting friend’s rug’

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Thank you for watching Late Bloomer on E4 last night. Some people have been asking about a new tour. There are no plans for another tour at the moment but if you join my mailing list, you’ll hear any future news first In the mean time, look at the size of my first home grown cucumber. Proper girthy

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My most recent show, Late Bloomer is on E4 tonight at 10pm. If you’re outside of the UK, it’s on Netflix. Photo by Matt Crockett Dress by Zuri Hair and make up by Chrissie Baker

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Today’s post therapy treat. What was your last one? A glass of water (feel dehydrated) and a Wispa Duo. As my good friend Andy Robinson said, one for now and one for a bit after now.

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We’ve been gallivanting again. This time Gary & I went to New York before his tour starts up again. Photo: I didn’t know you could do portrait mode & selfie mode at the same time. Enjoying the results. Make up: I think my best make up is ‘put it on ages ago & did stuff that made me a bit sweaty’.

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I’m away at the moment in my array of wonderful Cub and Pudding dresses and my £10 service station WHSmith sunglasses. Hope you’re having a good August.

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