Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt

Goodbye Rose City Comic-Con! I’ll miss you the most, Llama-For-Some-Reason!

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Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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Love how all the headlines and cable pundits are, “Well, Angie Nixon addressed and promised action on the issues the majority of people have been OPENLY AND CLEARLY SCREAMING ABOUT FOR THE LAST DECADE and somehow she pulled off a ‘surprise’ victory! Politics sure is crazy, huh?”

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Gonna be hard to outthink those neural networks when the only thoughts the they have are “KILL ME” on a loop.

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Hey — my good buddy Joe Eurell is doing a new hour of material at the mighty WGIS Theatre on Monday, September 14th. Joe’s one of the smartest, funniest and darkest joke writers in the biz and I hope you all go support this weirdo genius.

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Next Sunday is an all-new Patton Oswalt & Friends at Largo at The Coronet. Chris Fleming, Ian Edwards and Tom Papa. We’ve all got new stuff we’re building, we’re all working on new specials, it will be raw and hilarious. Tickets are halfway gone. See you all the way there.

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NEW ART! My latest poster is by the incredible @davidplunkert. Check out his other work at davidplunkert.com. And come see me in Lexington, Kentucky on 9/4!

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This is the tenth anniversary of this photograph of Kristen Schaal, which I took backstage at a Brooklyn comedy festival as a MASSIVE thunderstorm was rolling in. This is the moment the rain started and she DANCED IN THE MAELSTROM.

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Love how The New Deal restaurant on Magnolia in Burbank brings out your check folded into old hardback books. Yummy grilled cheese, too!

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All-new PATTON OSWALT & FRIENDS at Largo at The Coronet Sunday, August 16th! Chris Fleming! Ian Edwards! Tom Papa! Tickets going fast! See you there?

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They left a letter out of the sign for this Brazilian waxing spa. #typo

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