Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt

This is the tenth anniversary of this photograph of Kristen Schaal, which I took backstage at a Brooklyn comedy festival as a MASSIVE thunderstorm was rolling in. This is the moment the rain started and she DANCED IN THE MAELSTROM.

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Love how The New Deal restaurant on Magnolia in Burbank brings out your check folded into old hardback books. Yummy grilled cheese, too!

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All-new PATTON OSWALT & FRIENDS at Largo at The Coronet Sunday, August 16th! Chris Fleming! Ian Edwards! Tom Papa! Tickets going fast! See you there?

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They left a letter out of the sign for this Brazilian waxing spa. #typo

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Oh WOW!!!

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No notes.

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Oh my god HOME RUN

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Did an amazing show in Gardiner, ME last night, and got to meet a local author!

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Except I re-tooled it, with the great @blumjordan.bsky.social, and turned it into MINOR THREATS for @darkhorse.com

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LISTEN TO GAIL

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Trailer drops tomorrow! The Dink — a new comedy movie starring Jake Johnson, Mary Steenburgen, Ed Harris, Andy Roddick, Patton Oswalt, Chloe Fineman, Chris Parnell and Aaron Chen, with Ben Stiller. Coming July 24 to Apple TV.

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I ooze fatherly wisdom.

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It’s #Emmy season and Tea & Scotch is streaming now. CONSIDER ME. I COMMAND YOU.

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We’re back — new story arc, insane one-shots! MINOR THREATS is about to get apocalyptic. screenrant.com/minor-threat...

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Whoah! This Dietrich Bonhoeffer person sounds horrible. Was there a specific person he tried to kill or something like that?

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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT

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A dark day for me…

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