Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt

Is he healing Jeffrey Epstein?

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Patton Oswalt

“What are the best and worst Morrissey lyrics?”

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Patton Oswalt

brb off to invent pancake shoes

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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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The end of a truly fascinating epic. I cannot WAIT to read this.

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Happy Easter you crazy bastards! youtu.be/U0LzsThR2eI?...

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Companies just slapping my Grindr alias on products.

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Hold your loved ones close. Finish up those streaming shows if you can.

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Driving there now! See you tonight?

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He just has to finish his bath. FOLKS.

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Bud Abbott voice: SCARPETTA

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Is it eating the customer that ordered it?!?!?

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This article in the new @harpers.bsky.social is CHILLING.

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There are so many intriguing snippets of background convo in this amazing film. Not just “peas and carrots” but little every day plot lines. Listen to the woman chiding the one dude for eating too many donuts.

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Man I had fun making this show. #APBio

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“Everywhere I went in New York people openly loathed the very sight of me. So naturally I concluded that the entire city had gone crazy and I left. There was no other possible explanation.”

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We need higher-quality grist and a newer mill.

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