Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt

It’s coming! IT’S COMING! All new MONEY SHOT storyline drops in August! aiptcomics.com/2026/05/26/p...

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Patton Oswalt

Hey! If you go see @bootsriley.bsky.social’s I LOVE BOOSTERS at an Alamo Drafthouse you get to see me ripping it up in the video for The Coup’s “Magic Clap” before the movie!

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Patton Oswalt

It’s just how bullies operate.

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GO SEE “I LOVE BOOSTERS” IN THEATERS. @bootsriley.bsky.social is a goddamn genius.

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Should never have tried to debate the King on anything Tolkien. Thanks for being a home to nerds everywhere, @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

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At last, I shall have my revenge. Or die trying. Only one of us is walking away from this.

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I LOVE BOOSTERS is a hilarious, bonkers, sexy-as-fuck masterpiece. You HAVE to see it in a theater just to hear an audience react to *that* scene. Leave the kids at home. WOWWWWW.

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I’ve for all days lived my living by these good words of true that without big momentum the good things that hopefully will occur and they probably will can always find people in life.

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Voice of Harold > 7 Chinese Bros.

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Haunted FOREVER.

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Tonight!!! I am on the Celebrity @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social semi-finals!!! Tune in!!!

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Listen, internet!!! See me on tour! Tickets at pattonoswalt.com 5/16 - Richmond, VA 5/31 - Los Angeles, CA 6/3 - Hermosa Beach, CA 6/13 - San Luis Obispo, CA 6/14 - Ventura, CA 6/19 - Pittsburgh, PA 6/20 - North Bethesda, MD 6/25 - Tarrytown, NY 6/26 - Keene, NH 6/27 - Gardiner, ME

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Happy belated Mother’s Day!

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I guess we’re doing this again?

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The “innermost and darkest part of a shadow”?!?!? Really?

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Oh yeah, @800lb-gorilla.bsky.social are wonderful. But — ARE they 300 lbs now? They on the ‘zempic?

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How was it hosting the Pee Wee’s Playhouse 40th Anniversary at The Greek last night? (photo credit @blainerthings on IG)

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My new special is OUT NOW! Watch TEA & SCOTCH on Gorilla Comedy+!

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The 4th will be with you. Always.

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TOMORROW’S THE BIG DAY. My new special Tea & Scotch will be available on Gorilla Comedy+! Use code “PATTON” to get one month free.

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